We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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