i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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