I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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