Im at strip club and am horny
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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