Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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