physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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