I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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