Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
MIDGETS
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this is an emotional support booty call
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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