She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And then he peed in my hair
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