About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
