Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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