When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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