It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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