Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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