It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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