Your tits are I can't wait for
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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