we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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