I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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