His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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