4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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