How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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