i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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