He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Congratulations! We have a period
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