I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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