Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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