We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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