i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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