ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I party with great urgency now.
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