doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
