ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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