Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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