Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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