all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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