I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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