508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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