That's intense
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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