if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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