Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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