So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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