Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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