I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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