thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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