don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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