His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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