OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
