That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
