He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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