I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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