Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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