i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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